The Czar's "List"

Since the Czarina took the time to list several people that she would to have an extramarital affair with, I thought it would be only be fair if I got to do the same thing.  Turnabout is indeed fair play.  That being said, because this blog deals primarily with television, I decide to limit myself to TV stars.  That’s right, no ScarJo, no Gisele, and no Pippa Middleton, TV stars only.  Without further ado, let’s get to the ladies who would be lucky to cross paths with me.

1. Carla Gugino

I covered Ms. Gugino during last week’s Power Rankings, but some more things are worth mentioning.  Her willingness to take her clothes off for the camera coupled with her long list of sexy characters she has played tells me that she isn’t very shy in the boudoir.  Not to be the drooling dolt or anything, but I need some rules explanation on The List.  Am I allowed to actively pursue someone on The List?  If anyone knows, get at me.

2. Kristen Bell

Kristin, I have a sloth for you.

She’s an attractive woman and seems like a ton of fun.  Also, if I happen to know she’s in town, I think I’ve got a pretty good shot if I meet her with a sloth draped around my neck.

3. Christina Applegate

There’s a lot to love about Christina Applegate.  In addition to being on The List, Applegate strikes me as a woman I would like to date.  By all accounts, she’s smart, funny, and pretty nice.  While that’s all well and good, I wouldn’t mind a one-off evening with Ms. Applegate either.

4. Sofia Vergara

Because I would I have to answer a thousand “Are you okay?” questions if she wasn’t included.

                                                          5. Natalie Zea

What's weird about Zea is that her appearance on Californication as a sex-crazed maniac arsonist nearly cost her the spot on this list.  Listen, I don't want things to be impossible, but I don't want to just bed someone with one look.  Still, she's pretty sexy strutting around the courthouse on Justified, so she's worth a spot on this list.

Alternate: Sarah Jones

Because I have never seen her and my wife in the same room together.  On a related note, I’m whipped. Still, it’s not completely indefensible.  She’s pretty cute and has a fun attitude.  Still, the idea that my wife could be a TV star raises an important question: If you are sleeping with a celebrity (and we can’t prove that I’m not), then are you allowed to have a List?  Can you have a List of non-celebrities?  Do you have to sleep with someone more famous than your girlfriend/wife?  Seriously, we need an official arbiter for The List. 

Guys, it’s our turn this week.  What five celebrities are you allowed to sleep with?  Let’s talk it out in the comments section. 

The TV Czar