Wednesday, February 1, 2012

The Czarina's "List"

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The One With The Freebie List...


Like most rational adults in a healthy relationship, the Czar and I each have a “list.”  If you do not watch Friends enough to know what I am referring to, I will allow them to explain.  I thought it would be fun to share my list, which is compiled of celebrities, because it seemed like a good, clean way to encourage conversation on The TV Czar Says… OR, because we all love some good old-fashioned drama and it might spark some of that between our other TV loving couples. Either way, should be fun!


(Note: The Czar has asked me to address the fact that I hate countdowns.  My list starts with #1 because that is the one people care about.  Flip your computer upside down if you don't like it.) 

Oh, Mr. Cena, I CAN see you. 
1. John Cena 

I am not ashamed to admit that I enjoy WWE wrestling.  After watching Tough Enough I have a new found respect for the “sport.”  I also watch for the comedic value and for the gentleman who is number one on my list. 

2. David Duchovny

As I hoped, it looks like you are
the real Hank Moody. 
Jon Hamm was originally listed above Hank Moody, until I realized that, due to his recent “disease,” I might have a better shot with him. Gosh, I hope I meet him before he recovers. 

3. Jon Hamm

I'll take two please. 
Holy handsomeness, Batman!  There’s not much to say about Jon, except that if he’s not on your list you’re screwing up. 

4. Bill Goldberg

Big men with goatees.  That’s where it’s at. 

My first wrestling love. 



5. Mark Valley

I was honestly sad when Human Target went away.  It was a horribly unrealistic show, but it was entertaining much in the way that Burn Notice is entertaining.  Sadly, Burn Notice does not have a lead character that is ripped to shreds with adorable dimples. Sigh. 
RIP Human Target 








Alternate: Mila Kunis

Loved by men, often hated by women.  Poor Mila. 

What? Don’t judge me. Technically, I’m still in college. 









Well, that's the end of my list.  At this point all we can do is cross our fingers and hope that a major movie, or wrestling match, is being filmed in a town near us.  Until then... 

- Czarina 
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21 comments:

  1. I didn't know you had a thing for big burly men. My list is significantly different. 1) Michael Fassbender 2) Christian Bale 3) James Marsters but ten years ago and only with bleached hair 4) James McAvoy 5) Joseph Gordon-Levitt. Alternate: Natalie Portman.

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    1. Yep. It all stems from a very inappropriate crush that I had (have) on a nice gentleman from Effingham. I've heard a lot about Fassbender...no wonder he's #1!

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    2. More appropriately, I think it's Fassbender's dong that is #1.

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    3. You know, I still haven't seen Shame (or his dong). I'm basing his ranking solely on X-Men: First Class, which tells you a lot about what I value in a man. (Superpowers. Or, specifically, the ability to move metal with one's mind).

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    4. Well I know what you need to order from Netflix next! How funny... I didn't consider super powers. It's ok, giant muscles=super power.

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    5. Taylor,

      It also tells me that you are a nerd.

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    6. Would you rather the Czarina be interested in super buff men, or in Magneto, Batman, Spike (from Buffy), Professor X, and Joseph Gordon-Levitt? I'm just saying. I think my list is less threatening to the male ego.

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    7. To whose male ego are you referring? I think it's safe to assume that mine doesn't respond to threats.

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    9. (holds arms in air in jubilation)

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    10. Lol. This is true... Adam is a very confident man. Also, I love that you guys keep commenting because then I get to come back to this page and see all of these yummy men.

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  2. I now have a better idea of what life is like in Effingham. No wonder you haven't gone back.

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    1. The Czarina melts at the very idea of this man. They shouldn't be alone in a room together. For reals.

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  4. This is all very true. This mans son is my age and he's still jacked. I've been this way since I was 15...Adam's lucky that we haven't been alone together.

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  5. HA! I remember the man you are referring too!

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    1. Ha! Yea... I didn't do a good job of keeping that quiet, did I? I'd be surprised if his son didn't know... Wait, why didn't I try to date his son?? #missedopportunity

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    2. And everyone just thought I went to baseball games to be a supportive sister...sure, that's why.

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  6. 1. Channing Tatum
    2. Matthew McConaughey
    3. John Cena
    4. Randy Orton
    5. Ryan Gosling
    Alternate: Brad Pitt

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  7. Not bad, Lauren. I'm a big fan of your #3 and #4 :) OH, I think I'm going to get Adam to go to WWE Raw in Atlanta next month! Sooo excited if we do. He says he only wants to go if we can get great seats...all I heard is "we're only going to go if you can be closer to Cena"...not sure if that's what he meant.

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